Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
Get the Laker Trollmug. You idiots all got this fucking wrong. The correct spelling of “internet troll” is actually TRAWLER. The term “troll” comes from TRAWLING FOR ARGUMENTS - like a fishing trawler. Fishing trawlers slowly drag bait or nets behind them and wait for fish to bite. Therefore; if someone leaves a comment on the internet as bait for an argument, they are “trawling” for an argument. Someone who practices trawling for arguments would therefore be coined a “TRAWLER”.
You people are idiots. The term is actually “trawler.”
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You people are idiots. The term is actually “trawler.”
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Internet trawlers trawl social media for arguments (not troll)
by Youpeoleareidiots January 15, 2023
Get the Trollmug. a person or a troll with a large and floppy penis!a very close ancestor to the word lossop! it is just as funny!
my my what a lossopy troll you are!
you acted so silly then you were almost a lossopy troll!
those people are so lossopy troll!
you motherfucking lossopy troll!
you acted so silly then you were almost a lossopy troll!
those people are so lossopy troll!
you motherfucking lossopy troll!
by tom and james March 21, 2005
Get the lossopy trollmug. Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
by Dam Skam June 28, 2024
Get the Pretty Faced Trollmug. “Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.
“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.
That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.
That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.
I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.
I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.
by Bandit185 May 18, 2022
Get the Pay the Troll Tollmug. a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.
synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong
synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong
by Vivian August 24, 2004
Get the Troll Childmug.