Love

The most overused word in middle school by prepubescent, dick-hungry girls.

*6th grade boy compliment girl in school*
Girl to friend: OMG I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE COMPLIMENTED ME. WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

by Canned Cool Whip December 23, 2011

Love

A word secretly invented by Hallmark during a market research conference.

INSTANCE (A)

Guy) I love you...

Girl) I love you too!! I love you so mmm!! AARH!!! That was great...

Guy) See ya.

INSTANCE (B)

Girl) I love you

Guy) That's sweet of you, but why do you say that while looking at my right pocket?

Girl) Yoink!

by greyheart April 28, 2009

Love

Basically it is the worst thing that can happen to a human being. To love you must allow yourself to be vulnerable you must be very strong, because a failed love is similar to the worst day of your life x's 5 trillion burning suns and death. One day you will wake up and try to figure out what happened to the person you used to be...and the answer will be simple, they are dead.

Person A: I love you...
Person K: I can't say that...I can only have sex.

Person A: FML.
Person K: Exactly!

by ATL82 October 13, 2013

Love

something to stay far away from.

Person 1: Hey dude, I think I fell in love.

Person 2: See you in Hell.

by lovesicklion November 24, 2010

Love

The excruciating feeling of adoration for someone that most of the time leads to a tragic end. You could love someone and tell them that you love them, only for them to tell you that they hate you in exchange. Very rarely love will work out and you will find the person of your dreams and possibly spend the rest of your lives together.

"I love you..." get's slapped
I've never loved anyone the way I loved them- I hope they feel the same.

by that special someone February 28, 2022

Love

Something you catch but can’t throw. A feeling of attraction to someone or something. Something that gives you strength, or weakness. Often breaks hearts and can sometimes fix them.

“I can’t help but feel attracted to Ethan.”
“Your in love with him 💕”

by iiDream December 04, 2017

in love

To do something and another thing then kiss your girl friend on lips

I am in love with her
I want to kiss her

by First time to define a word February 19, 2019