Michael Kors

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Michael Hui

A basketball player that likes to shoot in an inordinate way. This way of shooting can be referred to as "fried rice shooting style".

He's a Michael Hui kind of basketball player. He sucks.

by Dean Kim April 4, 2011

Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

Michael Roney

A fucking twat.

“Bro who was that guy that slaughtered all those Speer chuckers the other day?”
“Fuck, thats Michael Roney.”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

Michael Ward

Michael Ward likes dong

Michael Ward likes to dong the ball in football

by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019