Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.

The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.

He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock

by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023

big fat horse

A horse which is over weight because it eats to much

Nate: bro that is a big fat horse
Reggae Shark: I know it eats to much

by Nigelthequeen April 23, 2018

Horse Girl

An extremely weird and annoying female that should be avoided at all costs.

Johnny: That new girl Clarissa looks pretty cute.
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!

by Rockstar Made Space Cadet December 31, 2020

Horse Tumbler

When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.

“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”

by urmomcentral December 24, 2021