When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
Get the Monkey Barmug. A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.
by PlayguyCartman March 2, 2023
Get the Potters Barmug. Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
Get the Strimming the mars bar.mug. Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.
Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008
Get the bar in the lawmug. Michaels uncle Graham let the random man take Michaels to the toilet at Hoyt’s and Michael was forced to play with the man’s chuckle bar
by Ms doomas June 21, 2025
Get the Chuckle Barmug. An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
Get the scottish arm barmug. Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
by LicorShot January 3, 2014
Get the Sports Barmug.