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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.
"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"
by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025
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Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex
Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.
by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025
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Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.
Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"
by AsapStav January 29, 2017
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Texas

Texas is the state that I was born and raised in. In fact I still live here today! I must say that there are alot of negative stereotypes about us Texans floating around...heck...we have the most negative stereotypes of any U.S. state. I'm not here to be an asshole and yell at y'all(yes I intended to right that) I think everyone should think what they want to think or believe. But please, don't be mean and negative about us if you haven't even met a Texan.

I swear none of us have sex with family(eww), we don't wear cowboy apparel everywhere(hella uncomfortable), we don't all live on ranchs(although they are cool), and we are not all racist and homophobic(i'm gay myself so I would know).Honest to goodness, yes, there are some bad people out there that came from Texas but the same thing happens with every other state so please don't go around making stereotypes about a whole group of people just because of the mistakes of few.

Furthermore, it would be very difficult to be racist here in Texas. Mainly because less than half of the population is full white(weather it be european or somewhere else) meaning that you would get your ass beat if you said something nasty about a different race. I promise that Texas is not as bad as stereotypes make it out to be. I honestly think its a great state and(if you get the weather timing right) it can be a great place to visit. I hope you learned something! Thank you so much! Have a good life, and I hope good things come your way!
Person 1: I think Texas is over stereotyped
Person 2: I agree! I think the people making the stereotypes should do some research first.
by TexanLesbian October 9, 2021
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
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