National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

skid mark slumber party

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Serengeti sea slammer

Surprising your partner by jumping out of the front hall closet with a bucket of sea water, completely soaking them, and mounting them like the ferocious predator you are. For bonus points, make sure the front door stays open so your dominance is properly known.

My wife came home late from work the other day, so I caught her with a quick Serengeti sea slammer that caught the whole neighborhood off guard.

by BiiggDawwwgg July 24, 2025

Fine Jack Summer

When summer weather is better than usual. Originating from an urban legend derived from the fields of Cornwall.

While looking out across the fields, “It’s a Fine Jack Summer…”

by JackSpriteLibra August 7, 2025

White tippy toe summer

Aka having white toe nails in summertime.

"Im so having a white tippy toe summer this year!"

by sugarcoatedpear May 9, 2025

Shark/Sharky summer

If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people

He not acting right girl its about to be a sharky summer..
I'm turning into a shark this summer, watch your man
Shark/Sharky summer

by Hearts444cjj May 15, 2025

Carbonara Boy Summer

When you’re mildly on the autism spectrum and all you eat is carbonara.
Sometimes Pizza

“Why aren’t you eating your picky bits dinner?”
Me “Because it’s Carbonara boy summer mush”

by Ruben. A May 31, 2025