sleep

i really like sleeping

Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep

by bubblingtea May 22, 2025

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Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

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Sleep

death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

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Hit with the sleeps

Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness

Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then

by BlackAustin December 27, 2018

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Sleep

I wrote this at 4 am

Guy 1, I’m tired
Guy 2, go to sleep

by Lil gang gang May 15, 2018

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Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023

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