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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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The Minion shake was founded in 2010 during the first release of “Despicable me”.

The minion shake was a originated by Bob the minion. The Minion shake was created when Bob received breaking news that due to popular demand, that he would be have a whole in movie about him and his other minion friends.

The minion shake, has been a integral ritual to portray happiness and excitement in the minion community since 2010. It is original shake, let no one tell you otherwise.
Wow, You got an A in Science Class, this calls for the Minion Shake.

Wow, you won the court case, this calls for the Minion Shake!
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she usually wears casual clothes.
she has an older sister named Bryony Sakera
she is from Essex.
her best friend is called Molang Syneoro
her birthday is on 12 March 1999
Piu Piu Sakera is one of my favourite characters!!!!!
by thecharacterwannie August 16, 2022
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for Father's sake

An euphemism from the expletive "for fuck's sake"
For father's sake, you're so damn hard to comprehend this very simple passage
by Sir. B September 27, 2022
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For Frank's Sake

When you're really mad at the world.
"For Frank's Sake, why would you ever piss on the floor?"
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Le Jordan Shaker

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Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple
Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!
by Trueyyy December 6, 2022
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