Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024

road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog April 07, 2016

Road-Sofa

A Road-Sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort.

My Goldwing is such a wonderful Road-Sofa

by Traza42 October 12, 2016

road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention

I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night

by Duke Horsefly February 02, 2021

Road Hugger

A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.

I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.

by roadhugger August 05, 2015

Ryan Road

The home of all Chaldeans where they think they own shit and run 15 mile. Dream market is the hangout. All these uftys in their rams and scar packs driving up and down ryan with their breezes in their mouths.

“This ufty just cut me off on ryan road in his ram”

by Meueiieejhdudh September 20, 2022

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 19, 2015