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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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Balls Marinara

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work
I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!
by Maverick33 September 22, 2011
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Kush Balls

Something likely to be false or fabricated
Trying to stifle a chuckle, Surya told Monish we have a pop quiz today. Knowing Surya was being untruthful, Monish replied, "Kush Balls."
by KushBalls February 28, 2023
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Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.
Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls
by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023
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Bowling Ball

A term for someone who is sexually permiscuous coined by Drawn Together
You're like a bowling ball, because you get fingered and thrown in the gutter 20 times a night
by Snode January 31, 2023
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Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.
Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023
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Ball Cucking

When someone (most likely your opponent) dies right before your auto-combo finishes so you can't get a ball to summon Shenron.
You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.
by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023
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