Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.

Samantha have some monster tits.

by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022