by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020
Get the Monster Mathmug. example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021
Get the Cunt Monstermug. Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.
by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015
Get the Monster Muddinmug. The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
Get the Garage floor monstermug. Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.
by markoz December 16, 2007
Get the Monstermug. Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
by Mike was whore's key September 19, 2022
Get the A Monsters Inc. Avalanchemug. A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
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