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Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
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quotation marks

A punctuation mark used to indicate the beginning and end of a quoted passage, or to indicate that a word or phrase is slang
There are several types of quotation marks:
single (‘ ’)
double (“ ”)
angular (« »)
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Mark

The best type of Man you can meet!
He gives you all the prospects of a good boyfriend, he gives the best hugs you can imagine!
He will always be there for you through thick and thin. He is really funny,

Mark is someone you don’t wanna loose!
Mark is such a good person
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Pull a Mark Zuckerberg

Double crossing your family, friends, or any individual for your own personal gain without compensating or crediting them in any regard.
My family member and I went in on a business deal together. I did all the work behind the scenes but after we made money I never imagined they would pull a Mark Zuckerberg.
by Whataword April 28, 2024
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Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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mark urban

When you're delusional, ill-informed and overall a general terrible human-being.
Person 1 : Did you see Jake Paul said he could beat Mike Tyson easily? what is that guy delusional?
Person 2: Not even just delusional bro, he's Mark Urban'd that Shii
by D D O Y A November 9, 2021
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