Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng July 31, 2003

Lincoln juice

A large cup of coffee, typically from Starbucks or other premium coffee shop, costing nearly five dollars. Named for the portrait of Lincoln that is spent to acquire the product.

Before we leave, I need to stop off for a Lincoln juice.

by Mark Gosson May 4, 2007

Rebel Juice

A concoction of 30 cans of Keystone Light, a fifth of cheap vodka, four pink lemon-aid concentrates, a bag of ice, and an optional pint of ever clear. The mixture is put into a cleaned out cooler and served like jungle juice.

I've been peeing out of my butt all day because I got schleezeboinked off Rebel Juice last night.

by Shiver Me Timbers August 24, 2009

Juice Fest

Hotness that is so hot that one's juices begin to flow uncontrollably.

That new Usher video is a total juice fest!

by Niqsta June 6, 2010

Drinking the juice

A illegal act where someone is caught consuming the substance known as the "juice".

Jerry: Why did Terry go to jail?
Tom: He was caught drinking the juice.

by MelonMann1111 May 21, 2018

spank juice

another word for semen

I sprayed spank juice all over her face and she liked it

by Coorslite82 May 7, 2011

plant juice

A morbid healthy liquid that one drinks.

Tastes like a morbid mixture of salsa, peanut butter, and canned cranberries.

Has the tendency to make one morbid/drousy/lazy/drunk/fly/hallucinate/high



morbid

A morbid state of the juices of a plant, or in this case, plant juice

by Garephanie February 5, 2009