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Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.
We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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The Great Revival of Human Momentum

A movement led by those who believe in resuscitating the lost art of giving a crap about the human soul, seeing people as the fuel that ignites real progress. It’s the revival of forgotten energies stored deep within each of us — a return to cultivating compassion, generosity, and raw human connection at a time when most of the world has numbed itself with algorithms, isolation, and instant gratification.

More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.
Her leadership style embodies The Great Revival of Human Momentum — making everyone around her feel seen, challenged, and unstoppable in a world that forgot why people matter.
by Grateful Mentee June 21, 2025
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On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
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Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
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human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)
Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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