Zombie Pot Pie

A practical joke where one put a large quantity of period blood and feces in a pie pan and smashes it into an unsuspecting victims face.

I am going to Zombie Pot Pie that guy so hard.

by Daywalkerer November 11, 2010

Belly Button Pie

when you blow your load into a girls belly button, causing her to giggle.

"Oh hey Andy do you wanna cum in my hair?
"Nah you dirty slut im gonna give you a belly button pie.

by antonio banderez November 2, 2010

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Polish Mud Pie

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

Whister Mud Pie

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.

Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!

by Barry Luckholtz September 17, 2018

Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Mr Softey January 28, 2009

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014