Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.

Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*

by Doors. November 28, 2022

The Five

Basketball Position - Center

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is the best player to play The Five.

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018

habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.

“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”

by ShellyD June 30, 2023

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016