Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra March 18, 2016

Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.

Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "

by infernlmagician November 15, 2019

Facebook Shade

The act of being up to no good on Facebook or Facebook Messenger. Using the Apps to contact people behind someones back.

I don't even want to go on Facebook anymore, so sick of all the Facebook Shade going on behind my back.

by So She Says December 22, 2019

Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.

I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing

by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.

1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.

by 4nic8er November 2, 2017