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Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.
Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...
by nosjkg December 16, 2023
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Ethan is a kindhearted person. He will hide how he’s truly feeling and won’t open up to just anyone. Ethan’s the type of guy to have few close friends but very well known, goes to church almost every Sunday, and probably own some farm animal(s).

Ethan can be cute, funny, really kind (but knows when to be mean in a joking manner), he could never be mad at anyone for longer than a few minutes :). Anyone who has an Ethan in their life should be so lucky. <3
Person 1: Hey, who is that guy you’re always with??
Person 2: That’s my best friend Ethan, I think you’d like him a lot!
Person 1: Oh, dopee!
by hoeshi June 30, 2023
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Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.
Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.

Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023
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A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.
Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.
by cranberryfield July 3, 2023
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Loves nigger and dreamybullXXX fast. Loves Jace the most. He lays on a table and people put food on him while he is doing the worm. Then they eat it off of him.
Ethan is cheating on a nigger
by Bustinginlittlekids July 6, 2023
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has a tiny dick
dam ethan has a 2 millameter defeater
by judd williams July 16, 2023
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There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
by Bambianca July 31, 2023
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