Dylan Slusser

Absolute bombshell of a dude. This guy will probably be the coolest person you will ever meet. You should feel insanely lucky to know someone with this name and they are able to make any event an absolute banger.

Woah man is that the Dylan Slusser?

by AyeYoDyl June 7, 2021

Dylan Swerdlow

sleeping with all 5 of the beat bitches in hermosa beach

friend 1: dude i heard that dude pulled a total dylan swerdlow
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids

by RBMBstoner June 18, 2018

Dylan

I don't know how but dylan's are always the best friends but the stupidest people.

Dylan is such a great friend, but he's a fucking idiot

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room

omg there he is, the boi... dylan

by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021

Dylan y

a sexy man who gets woman

Dylan y: a really sexy male who gets lots of girl friends
1:is that Dylan
2: yes he is so sexy
1:ikr

by franc furigana January 26, 2021

Dylan

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned

"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"

by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022

Dylan

Lela’s beautiful boyfriend

Dylan? You mean Lela’s boyfriend.

by thelovers555 October 29, 2021