Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
by 3_scaped November 20, 2021

A term for someone who has absolutely no girls, but talks mad shit about his homies' girlfriends. He also has a tiny penis.
Person 1: Your girlfriend is so mid. I would never date her
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
Person 2: Shut up. You're such a Dylan O'Brien
by AJ McGinty December 7, 2022

Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
by hottie1256 March 25, 2023

The worst Fortnite player. Dies instantly off spawns, gets no elimations every match, and overall shitty builder. Makes “your mom” jokes every single second. Sexually attracted to boys.
by mobilizedbanana June 23, 2019

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020

The practice of trying to only be awake for four hours a day as well as monthly fat girl visits. Please perform at your own risk
by NotAdamBates July 13, 2024

Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022
