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doing a caitlin

is a women who loves to cuddle their boyfriend while watching a movie, then violently beats his balls and attempts to poke the man’s ass and then continues to cuddle the man ready to strike again.
she started “doing a caitlin” to me
by higgysmalls September 27, 2023
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Doing A Zuzu

Buckling so hard it's not even called buckling anymore.
p1-"Have you booked our accommodation yet?"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
by Shwanz September 27, 2023
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doing the lords work

Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.

When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.
by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023
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Doing an Amy

Caffeine-filled angry rant, Normal filled with threats to throw laptop out of the window
I would avoid Darren, He's doing an Amy
by Novaside October 3, 2023
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Doming Station

Title maintained by a designated surface and/or spot frequently being used for snorting drugs. Typically referring to a static location such as a desk or countertop, but can also be used to describe an untethered accoutrement; hand mirror, CD case etc. (Mobile Doming Station)
"I thought we had finished it all off, but I managed to scrape up a bump apiece from the doming station."

"I have it on me; but we need a mobile doming station and a tooter."
by Remordere ~ Drogue Slug October 3, 2023
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Doing a bamber

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un
Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.
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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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