Taylor (Daniel) Launter

Basically a guy who is very much like Edward Cullen, but has no fucking clue why or what he is doing.

All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.

But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.

Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.

If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.

Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.

don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.
Person 1: OMG IT'S TAYLOR (Daniel) LAUNTER
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.

Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.
by twilightisgaayyyyy April 01, 2009
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Charlie Daniels Band

dress up as the devil and break a fiddle over her head and then jizz on her back whilst she is passed out whilst you sing the devil went down to Georgia
Oh shit hommes that bitch looks like she just got a charlie daniels band
by smileywoz October 22, 2009
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Danielle bregoli

a good girl rapper. that skylynn looks up to
did skylynn tell you about the new girl rapper DANIELLE BREGOLI
by danielle bregoli lover November 27, 2019
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Park ranger Daniel

Park ranger Daniel is a roblox character from the roblox game series “camping”, created by SamsonXVI. At this point Daniel is the mascot for the game since he’s in every game.

Also park ranger Daniel is totally dating the father, Samson told me very real
“Hey, have you seen park ranger Daniel?”

“Omg yes!! He’s so hot!!”
by Hot dilfs in ur area June 05, 2021
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Pull a Kang Daniel

1. When a celebrity gets so famous that the nation loves them. They are almost as powerful as the president in star power.
2. When someone finds out that they are a victim of their management, wins a lawsuit against them, fights for their own rights, makes a company of his own and becomes very successful. Or any subset of this.

3. When someone wins a survival show and is extremely popular.
4. When someone has complete control over their creative process.
Example 1. I want X to pull a Kang Daniel, leave his company and start a new label.
Example 2. I want Y to win this show and pull a Kang Daniel, so that the entire nation will love him.
Example 3. He has so many ideas which the company does not care for. I want him to leave that company and pull a Kang Daniel.
by kirinator September 19, 2020
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Shamone Danielle Simeon

A naaiball , a stoopid
by KingK15 August 26, 2019
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The Daniel Tosh Specialty

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.
Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"
by Mike Hunt Cunt Bag June 18, 2010
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