c-unit chris

a guy who tries to be a very intimidating person but fails when someone picks a fight with him because he is scared he's gonna get beaten up and lose all his reputation towards all the cool people he tails to.
very sad.

oi man theres chris lol he's going to walk past
o0o0 he's giving us the eye
lol trip him over
haha c-unit chris might cry

by blackpopo December 22, 2008

Chris Publicover

He does stuff.

Chris Publicover caber tosses a duck across a waterfall.

He is doing stuff.

by Rosie Bloomfield November 23, 2010

Chris-brown-a-bitch

Beat someone up unexpectadly

Harm another person for doing something wrong too you

"Yo my i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me"

"Dude, you should definatly chris-brown-a-bitch"

by That dude wit a car March 11, 2009

Chris Long

Rich white elitist liberal assholes are known as snowflakes. Chris Long is a Snowflake.

Since Chris Long got cut from the Patriots he is back living in his dad's basement and blaming President Trump for his crummy life.

by Trayvon Simpson February 17, 2017

Sergeant Chris Brown

Sergeant Chris Brown is a soldier of the future, he once killed 6 tigers with his bare hands

I am Sergeant Chris Brown and i love killing tigers with my bare hands

by RambosNan May 15, 2009

All In With Chris Hayes

When you wanna use 100% of your brain matter, go overboard, investigate thoroughly. None of that half-assed shit, you're getting straight to the facts and putting your best foot forward too.

"Patrick said he wasn't into drinking that night but later went all in with Chris Hayes and got shitfaced."

"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"

by guccisuiteveryday July 24, 2020

Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 25, 2022