Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy January 31, 2024
Get the My brother in christmug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.mug. The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself
Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*
by Meemeeyungboi May 11, 2018
Get the Ur brother mothermug. by Shmomp October 4, 2017
Get the hemp brothermug. Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.
Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable
Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023
Get the Posh brothersmug. He's Dead
by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023
Get the Kj's Brother /callsmug. The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
Get the Helping the Brother-in-Lawmug.