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by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

Asshole

If your reading this... you just might be one;)

You're am asshole!

by Imeanwelldayummm May 15, 2019

asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.

by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

Dead asshole

I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole

EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!

by ThatDeadAsshole April 10, 2021

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023