Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.
Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009
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"duuuddeee last night was soo sick!!! that chick had awesome apple pie dip i was in fucking apple pie dip heaven mann!!!"
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by SuperThought October 1, 2003
Get the Bobbing For Apples In Hot Grease mug.The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.
by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019
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you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023
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I know Carly has been with a lot of guys, but she's so hot that I still want a piece of her deep-dish apple pie.
by Big Bloo October 8, 2011
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