( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
Get the Air Shit mug.Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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Get the Air Cadet mug.a method of masturbation in males wherein the guys try to jerk off without touching their dick from inside. in this method, the guys create a suction force around the dick area by fapping intensely in the air like constantly splatting the dick from outside and gain sexual stimulation. this method makes everyone think that the guys are jerking off while they are actually doing it without touching themselves.
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
Get the indian air method mug.Someone who probably did a TikTok about removing the first and last letter of your name. Your name is either Zaire or Xaire. And also people named Xaire get all the girls
Xaire looks good
by Anonymous124962 June 5, 2020
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And he broke the main rule of GD - he had a SEX >:(
And he broke the main rule of GD - he had a SEX >:(
by Chomp HD November 24, 2021
Get the aeon air mug.Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.
Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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