by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.
"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."
by AllINeedAreJedi March 05, 2018
When a girl kissed another man just to piss you off and waste your time,an angry rubber is the feeling you get after realizing your ability then finding the truth of the matter.
"Like fuck I was to kill this angry rubber!" "Why did this bitch waste my time." "I guess i just have to move one."
by AllINeedAreJedi March 05, 2018
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 08, 2020
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
by DONTHATECELEBRATE February 22, 2012