Wakeman willy

Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size

I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy

by Robbybobby1997 February 9, 2022

jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!

I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!

by Holditin June 3, 2017

Weiner Willy

Getting a girl to lick your weiner which then is shoved into someone’s ear.

Dude let me lick that tip so you can go weiner willy Mrs. Adams ear!

by Beth chezly December 17, 2020

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.

by Magmawall July 11, 2024

Willy gilheaney

A boy who is always slow but very loveable and the best boyfriend ever gives the best hugs cuz he’s a bit chubby but very handsome

I love Willy gilheaney he’s my best friend ever

by Babykkk November 22, 2021