Urban Dictionary 

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!

Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.

Urban Dictionary by hellomam June 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Why the hell are you searching urban dictionary in the urban dictionary?!?????

-searches up urban dictionary in the urban dictionary so in the urban dictionary I know what an urban dictionary is in the urban dictionary-

Urban Dictionary by Srly y tho June 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a popular site which allows users to make their own definitions on an online dictionary. The workers review each definition and decide whether to upload it or not. In this particular definition, they are cowards and are afraid of the truth - I am speaking to YOU yes YOU the person reviewing this, if you do not upload this the wrath of the internet will be put upon you.

'The developers at Urban Dictionary better upload my post or it will be all over the internet' the user threatened.

Urban Dictionary by john cinnamon June 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A website that gives you shit definitions about stuff that has absolutely no value to know in real life. Who even invented this shitpost of a website. Uwu >:(

Friend: Hey insert generic human name whats Urban Dictionary?
Me: A-what-a-what-a-what?
Friend: ya know...urban dictionary....
Me: never heard of it, but it sounds stupid.
Friend: Oh yeah it is stupid...

Urban Dictionary by JikookArmy June 25, 2019

Urban DICTIONARY 

The DICTIONARY 29000000 words. Urban DICTIONARY is a great dictionary

This is Urban DICTIONARY

Urban DICTIONARY by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019

Urban dictionary 

The most useful and best thing on earth

Hey I don’t know what Bi$& means and no one will tell me.

Look it up on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary by King T’challa July 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,

guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

Urban Dictionary by Some fucker took my name July 3, 2019