tangy tom

An amazing little potato ball of joy and goodness that tastes like tomatoes

Wow Cameron, have you tried these tangy toms

by Frazzmundo March 21, 2016

Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.

Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!

by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018

Tom

tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick

tom such my nuts

by jenny the big fat penny November 19, 2018

Tom

Tom Willson will steal your girl he is very peng all the girls want to suck his dick

Holy shit Aidan I wish I was like Tom

by Tom has a big penis November 25, 2018

Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer

Tom has a cat

by fgdsmhh November 29, 2018

Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me

Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower

by Yaaaaaaàaaaaaaa November 30, 2018

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018