Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016

Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.

Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there

by dotto train September 26, 2009

Tom Kendall

1) Typically your average bigot, sociopath, racist and or cunt
2) This person shows and feels a hatred against people of other races, they tend to lack a standard of intellectualism, maturity and empathy

Jack: White people are superior

Ethan: Oh, you are such a Tom Kendall

by banannanaolemate69 March 17, 2019

Tom

A very sexy main character from eddsworld who gets drunk the whole show and is better than anyone in the world

#eddsworld

Tord: Oh hello there Tom
Tom: Get the *hiccup* outta here you fuck *hiccup* ing bastard

by Quaquin Chaves April 24, 2020

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021