Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

meat slobber

someone who is good at sobbing a dick or sucking one, or a whore.

joe: give me head you meat slobber.
Amanda: ok.

Steve: bro i just got nudes from a hot girl.
Bart: its nothing special she's a meat slobber.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

meat horker

A girl who sucks chodes

I heard she ducks fat chodes, god what a meat horker

by meathorker1000 January 17, 2018

Meat lightbulb

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.

"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"

by ANNA! April 18, 2020

meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night

rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap

by abledick April 27, 2019

meat delay

To be late for an event because you were having sex.

We were late to the meeting due to a meat delay.

by Jabberwalking August 4, 2018