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Biscuits

Biscuits means a short round piece of bread. It can also be used when you are calling somebody a biscuit. It is just a funny word also.
Yall smell like biscuits.
by jumpman#23 April 19, 2017
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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )
Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️
by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022
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itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.
I have a really itchy biscuit.
by rad95 August 3, 2016
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Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Biscuit

"She's such a biscuit."
by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019
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