Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

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sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...

Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"

by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023

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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

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Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023

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