Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Alexia Wood

Beautiful Girl
Amazing in Every way

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"

by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019

Wood

some really good weed

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.

by FreeiPhone4S March 8, 2022

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

a babe in the woods

a person who needs protection

he's a babe in the woods, he needs protection

by Mr. crap bag November 21, 2021

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018