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Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
by Trillith November 27, 2021
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Wacking the weed wacker

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”
by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024
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Weeds

(Mostly american) Black people, as their propensity for crime, out of control violence, rape, and total lack of accountability deems them to be the weeds of society and humanity. See Margaret Sanger's thoughts and opinions if you need clarification.
Person1 :That poor kid was beaten to death by that gang of black students at his high school.
Person2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.
by MosesI February 15, 2024
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Weeds

Black people, especially American blacks, but as evidence reveals all sub-Saharan Africans as they have poor impulse control, have a proclivity for rape, robbery, murder, and violence in general. Thus making them the weeds of society in particular and humanity in general. See Margaret Sanger's opinion of the "rougher" ethnicities for reference.
Person 1: Terrible news about that poor, white kid that was beaten to death at school.
Person 2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.
by MosesI February 18, 2024
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weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.
“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”
by Stonercoder February 21, 2024
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Weed Emo

Weed Emo is a microgenre of Midwest Emo that emerged during the 2010s Emo Revival and popularized by the band Mom Jeans. Weed Emo is defined by its pop songwriting and structures while still retaining the unclean vocals, mathy guitars, and DIY production of Midwest Emo. Weed Emo also deals with lighter themes then most underground emo bands. Instead of writing about loneliness or depression, Weed Emo bands may write about romance and breakups, nostalgia, friendships, getting older, etc. Songs also commonly reference both geek and stoner culture (hence the name). Weed Emo is generally seen as a more mainstream friendly (or poseur depending on who you ask) offshoot of modern emo.
Jack: "Have you heard of the band Oolong?"
Wyatt: "Yeah. Not super into Weed Emo but they're alright. Better than Mom Jeans' newest stuff though."
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Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”
Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.
by vacqe September 26, 2025
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