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Sam

the man who fucked an alley cat and watches ankha zone at 12am
"Man that guys such a sam..."
"sams are secretly a furry."
by UR MOM GAE AND UR DAD LESBEIN. February 21, 2023
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Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
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Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am
Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking
by glibisgood March 5, 2023
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Sam

Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.
by anonymous0106 November 25, 2021
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Fantastic sams

Where you cum in a girl's hair and then style it with your dick
Do I work at fantastic Sams or did I just style the shit out of that girl's hair?!
by Libushe July 17, 2023
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sam verma

A person of love honesty searching for a meaningful life naughty as fuck .... happiness comes after him .....a confident person and a person of good behaviour ....don't try to mess with him cause he is a good ass kicker even.....cares about everyone and extrovert.
O look how Sam verma he is means :- how happy he is .
by Vermasammy November 23, 2021
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Sam

A great friend who could be a total badass! shes there when you need her, and always has your bac if you have on keep her <3
Hey Sam
by WASSSGOODBIIITTTTCH June 17, 2018
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