Texas Sticky Boot

When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.

Brandon gave Chad the old Texas Sticky Boot.

by ButcherMan1990 October 18, 2018

Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .

Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two

by 2xstuff October 19, 2018

Texas Roulette

It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.

I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.

by MailBox218 October 24, 2018

Occupied North Texas

Oklahoma.

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.

by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018

Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 6, 2018

Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Texas name

Probably the coolest name ever, got plenty of cash, legend with the girls.

Texas is actually a name not only a boring state in the US.

Texas name

- Is your name Texas?
- Yes
- Dope name
- Yes
- Texas name

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019