When you're in the middle of 69ing and you suddenly and violently straddle your partners head with your legs, plant your butt on their face and sing Roger Miller's country classic "You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after
by Marty McFarty October 11, 2018
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A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.
Future in "Ball Like This":
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"
by deedeeC May 9, 2016
Get the good texas mug.A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
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Run away from Texas!
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018
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As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
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when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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