French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.

Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.

by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016

Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.

Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!

by Falcon March 18, 2003

Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing

Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)

by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017