retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

retardello by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

rebtarded 

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

rebtarded by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

Retard stuck in a net by null793 September 25, 2015

retard jail 

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

retard jail by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016

retarded doge 

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

retarded doge by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

Retardation

Kimaryn leray west talking to herself

Kimaryn is just retardation

Retardation by Keish July 28, 2016

Retardation Molestation 

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

Retardation Molestation by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016