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Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015
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One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
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Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
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Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011
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Hessischer Lucky Punch

When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.

+++ implies a boner +++
Bruh, I gave that girl a Hessischer Lucky Punch last night!
by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019
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punch you in the trout

A threat that will give anyone pause.
You: Whore. Leave my husband alone or else.
Whore: Oh yeah. What are you going to do about it.
You: I'm gonna punch you in the trout!
by gtrav_az November 25, 2013
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Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...
Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?
by TheFixerofOne July 11, 2019
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