shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

rep my steez

when you +1 someones style on instagram

"oi mate can you rep my steez on insta?"
"im gonna rep the shit out of your steez"

by steezer geezer November 14, 2016

Roxxors My Boxxors

Something that is incredibly awesome, may or may not be sexual arrousing.

The Powerpuff Girls Roxxors My Boxxors.

by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005

roxors my boxors

An Incredibly L33T way of saying "Kick Ass"

OMFG THAT CS PWN/\G3 t0t/\LLy roxorz my boxorz!!! OMFG!!

by yurg//No replies April 7, 2003

My Chemical Romance

A fucking awesome band

My chemical romance for life!!!! Screw you government!!!

by Thelbs June 8, 2018

like it was my job

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

by asdf.what November 22, 2003