Michael Kors

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

Michael Watts

Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;

piece of shit

adjective

poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!

Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing

Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.

by Chkyoselfb4uwrekyoself April 1, 2017

Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

Mikael/Michael

a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi

"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"

by zxcvbhjkl September 18, 2021