Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?

Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?

by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Michael Kors

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

michael hughes

Somebody who is loud and obnoxious but deep down still has feelings.

Michael Hughes don't kill your self people care about you.

-Tt

by It's__Tt April 24, 2018

Mikael/Michael

a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi

"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"

by zxcvbhjkl September 18, 2021

michael kennedy

Gay boi

Oh thats a michael kennedy

by Bob warrant April 19, 2018