Matthew

Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.
You: "oh my who's that"

Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"
by xd sophia January 10, 2019
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He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 13, 2022
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Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.
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MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE
"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
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Matthew

He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
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He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
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Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
by Yuyuyy May 20, 2021
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