Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

Diamond Monster

a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds

Person 1: I am the flashlight god and the diamond monster of this discord server!
person 2: What?

by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021

watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.

My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.

by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

Monster-May

Monster: Give someone a monster letting them know you are still alive but dead inside

I dont know how to express my emotions cory so happy Monster-May

by Faxxs May 1, 2023

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by goldfishsuck September 18, 2021

D MONSTER

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".

"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"

by StainyStench November 9, 2022