Me cago en la puta

In spanish "I shit on the whore". Commonly use to indicate anger.

Dude, what about the english homework?
!Me cago en la puta!

by Thatsupiciouss March 27, 2015

knob-cheese (fromage a la cock)

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!

christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

by siwann November 12, 2003

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Ah Um Say La

Performed under the influence.

Bringing your right leg beck as so, ever so slowly, then pounce forward in an aggressive manner towards the sky.

Ah Um Say La Ah Um Say La
And Then you go like this.... (swirl)

by Avi July 18, 2006

Chronic de la Chronic

Any references to chronic marijuana

Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.

by Max the wise January 11, 2009

Pipe Tobacco a la Mode

A bowlful of tobacco (in a real tobacco pipe) with a special ingredient mixed in.

"Dude come over for some pipe tobacco a la mode."

"How could I resist such an offer?"

by Lechango August 26, 2011

tanky tanky la salle

a man who takes pictures of kids and if you knock and run on his door he will follow you to wherever you lead him, he is like the terminator, he never gives up.

hey lets go knock on tanky tanky la salle! ok (after knocking) now dont you boys have anything better to be doing than knocking on my door? FUCK YOU LA SALLE!

by i am the mardard November 25, 2009