Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.

Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again

by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019

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A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

by Mouth juice November 24, 2019

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Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!

Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner

by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018

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jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

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Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.

Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)

by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020

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