Jake

Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022

Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.

Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.

by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018

Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.

Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"

by Alittlebee July 14, 2019

Jake Bentley

Sorry excuse for a quarterback.

Man that QB is such a Jake Bentley. We need a real QB

by theonewithnogun August 31, 2019

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Jake

One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name

He looks like a Jake

by Anonymous07021993 December 4, 2020